113,601 notes reblog ♦ 3 hours ago


how do i get a flat stomach by tomorrow

(via moistbottom)

6,387 notes reblog ♦ 3 hours ago
6,387 notes reblog ♦ 3 hours ago


if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

(via donnacabonna)


unless your teachers are abusive assholes there is no fucking reason to disrespect them

they are literally trying their hardest to get you an education

teachers have every right to complain about rude students or the amount of papers they have to grade because their salary is low as shit

oh wow, your math teacher yelled at you because you were ignoring the lesson and talking to your friend

i wonder why

jesus christ teachers have it hard enough dont be an asshole

(Source: chatotai, via pizza)


i actually like asshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok

(via moistbottom)

1,203 notes reblog ♦ 6 hours ago
787 notes reblog ♦ 6 hours ago